you have to understand that most of those guys are from countries that don't even have toilet paper, from personal experience you are often lucky if they even wipe
just to clarify, that personal experience has nothing to do with my own personal hygene
Common courtesy
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ElectricDisciple
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AHHHHH....ain't nothin like a big ol' country breakfast with half a gallon of coffee pushin' last night's buffalo wings and beer right out your ass at 8:30 in the a.m....in the office crapper of course. Hide the women and children.
MJ
MJ
...quitting drinking is kinda like washing your hands after you take a crap...why start now?
I want to know who sprays the shit aerosol all over the bathroom here. I'll walked in more the once to find shit sprayed all over the stall. Personally I think its the white haired old man in accounting doing it.
"there's a line between self improvement and self involvement"
"Dogs are nature's pooper scoopers ."
"Dogs are nature's pooper scoopers ."
I was a framer in Phonex years ago. My crew consisted of Mexicans and rednecks. They drank lots of beer, fought, and their diet consisted manily of beans. It was about 10a Monday morning. Most of the crew had made at least one trip to the shitter by then. The temp was about 108 F. Went to the shitter and shit the largest solid turd of my life. The damn thing did a cannonball as it hit the ... My ass and everything else hanging down was completely covered with blue/brown bean shit stuff. The next few minutes were interesting. I was so freaked out that my brain hurt. Would the blue stuff eat my weiner off. What about parasites. The stench. At 108 F I was sweating before I walked in.
The rest of my professional career was spent in an office environment. You would think that after an experience like this that nothing could phase me. That is not true. I have been more close to pucking in a so-called civilized bathroom than I was in that construction shitter. It is all relative.
The rest of my professional career was spent in an office environment. You would think that after an experience like this that nothing could phase me. That is not true. I have been more close to pucking in a so-called civilized bathroom than I was in that construction shitter. It is all relative.
