War on Christmas

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charlie
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Post by charlie »

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanuka, Super Kwanzaa, and a Fabulous Agnostica to all you fuckers!
Meadows
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Post by Meadows »

Pig, can we still hit the after Christmas sales? I usually benefit from those.
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pigsteak
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Post by pigsteak »

meadows, I appreciate you asking, but this is also against the rules of protest and utter disgust with a religous holiday being crammed down our throats....one must use the time for soup kitchen aid and contemplation for your personal failure to eradicate partial birth abortion, school prayer, condom distribution, the easter bunny, neo cons, and any other digusting trait of americana. do your part, and skip the sales.
Positive vibes brah...positive vibes.
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Post by lordjim_2001 »

So, have a merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a kwaazy Kwanza, a tip-top Tet, and a solemn, dignified, Ramadan.
Screw you guys. I'm going bowling.
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Post by rhunt »

hey pig!

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pigsteak
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Post by pigsteak »

lmao...finally a proper greeting...same to ya chief!!!!!
Positive vibes brah...positive vibes.
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Post by Meadows »

pigsteak wrote:meadows, I appreciate you asking, but this is also against the rules of protest and utter disgust with a religous holiday being crammed down our throats....one must use the time for soup kitchen aid and contemplation for your personal failure to eradicate partial birth abortion, school prayer, condom distribution, the easter bunny, neo cons, and any other digusting trait of americana. do your part, and skip the sales.
I never failed because I never tried.

Eradicate school prayer? Did you miss a word in there, Piggie? Someone is a flibbertigibbet today.
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Post by Meadows »

haha ... look at Urban Dictionary's definition for "neo con"

2. neo-con 38 up, 36 down

invincible on the home front, but invisible on the REAL front (the front lines of a war, that is).

basically a tough-talking, know-nothing blowhard who lives vicariously through our REAL heroes - the brave fighting men and women in uniform who preserve the freedom by which we live.

those damn blood-thirsty, flag-waving uber-patriot neo-cons are at it again, sticking their big fat hairy noses where they don't belong!
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Post by tomdarch »

lordjim_2001 wrote:So, have a merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a kwaazy Kwanza, a tip-top Tet, and a solemn, dignified, Ramadan.
Ramadan was end of September through beginning of October last year and will be in 2007, Diwali is late October/early November, and I think that Tết is late January/early February - so as long as we're OK with a roughly 4 month long holiday season - happy holidays!

Here's a fairly wacky newspaper column about the whole thing:
http://blogs.chicagotribune.com/news_co ... ight_.html

In the end, it's all based on the winter solstice, but it's a good excuse to do what you should be doing anyway: eating good food, drinking and spending time with the people you love.
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redpointron
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Post by redpointron »

pigsteak wrote:lmao...finally a proper greeting...same to ya chief!!!!!
i told tacket that line at the shire K.S.B. was for "keep it strange, baby" but it should be "kipp stinks, brah" -- how's that for a greeting?

btw, i already sent you a CHRISTMAS card.

either way, happy holidays, brah.

regards.

r.r.
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