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It's okay little buddy. We still love you.Horatio Felacio wrote:that route description sounds exactly like wild yet tasty. Oh wait, actually it sounds just like Snotrocket but not as easy. Well, Snotrocket would probably be harder if you lead it the real way meaning not pulling on gear or pre-placing gear. I wish I could do Snotrocket. I'm going to cry now.
I know you all do...I love you in a weird kind of way. The way in which ants love that acid that comes out of their butts and dissolves raisins, and chips, and ketchup, and garbage laying on the ground after people have picnics. You all are like the trash that I dissolve with my butt juice.SCIN wrote:It's okay Matt Massey. We still love you!Horatio Felacio wrote:that route description sounds exactly like wild yet tasty....plus Ray Ellington, Wes, and Matt Tacket are pussies. I know you know this already, but Snotrocket is the hardest route in the universe. It was the hardest, is the hardest, and will be the hardest forever. Therefore, I'm sure you queers will know that you will never be able to even make the approach to the base of the most beautiful route in the world. i feel sorry for you all because you're so dumb and stupid and are commanded to have strap-on butt sex with each other (Ray and Wes), and for you RRO, because you are dumb enough to believe that your collection of real dolls you have propped up in your restaurant every day are actually real and can talk. One day I will have mercy on you and crush you all.Wes wrote:
This sounds sweet Ray Ellington! High fives and mountain dew when you show up! I'm vaginally pulsating just thinking of the strap-on anal sex in which I'm about to receive. I'm even more excited that I get to follow Matt Masseys orders!
