Home Security Systems
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200+ lbs of dog is a pretty good deterent, of course Zion isn't too combat savvy, (granted he has whipped me a time or two) you have to really push his buttons to get him going, i've busted in the house like a bat out of hell several times and he doesn't get off the bed in the back room to see what is up. my suggestions include a heater on the door handle, a swinging bucket of paint, plenty of tar, a hole in the floor, flame thrower near the ceiling (triggered by a light switch of course), all beta you can get from watching Home Alone.
A sticker that says "We don't dial 911...NRA" is a good deterent.
As for us the house smells so bad just climbing in a window or opening a door will result in noxious fumes capable of stunning a horse, we are just acclimatizing ourselves with our powerful VO2 max's, so we survive.
A sticker that says "We don't dial 911...NRA" is a good deterent.
As for us the house smells so bad just climbing in a window or opening a door will result in noxious fumes capable of stunning a horse, we are just acclimatizing ourselves with our powerful VO2 max's, so we survive.
"well Sco doesn't have my peripheral vision" - mason allen reminding us all that our peripheral vision often overlooks creepy crawlers and flying things.
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Buy a car with an alarm and install an alarm in your house. Piss off every nieghbor you have and any unfortunate within a mile of your car with countless false alarms.
nobody even pays attention to an alarm anymore. it wouldn't matter if someone was burglaring. alarms are just stupid and annoying.Get a friggin dog.
nobody even pays attention to an alarm anymore. it wouldn't matter if someone was burglaring. alarms are just stupid and annoying.Get a friggin dog.
"Everyone should have a plan for the zombie apocolipse" Courtney