Where Can I Get Steroids
Di anyone else catch this? its at the bottom of the page overhung linked.
http://today.reuters.com/news/articlene ... on_reuters
http://today.reuters.com/news/articlene ... on_reuters
"Before enlightenment, chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment, chop wood, carry water."
Robin Williams addresses it best:
The poor Canadian snowboarder, in the 1998 Olympics, they took away his medal because he tested positive for marijuana, which is kinda redundant number one, number two, they said that marijuana was a "performance-enhancing drug". [buzzer sound] Marijuana enhances many things, colors, flavors, sensations, but you are certainly not fucking empowered. When you're stoned, you're lucky if you can find your own goddamn feet. The only way it's a performance-enhancing drug is if there's a big fucking Hershey bar at the end of the run. Then you'll be like a Swiss ski jumper going, "I'm there!"
The poor Canadian snowboarder, in the 1998 Olympics, they took away his medal because he tested positive for marijuana, which is kinda redundant number one, number two, they said that marijuana was a "performance-enhancing drug". [buzzer sound] Marijuana enhances many things, colors, flavors, sensations, but you are certainly not fucking empowered. When you're stoned, you're lucky if you can find your own goddamn feet. The only way it's a performance-enhancing drug is if there's a big fucking Hershey bar at the end of the run. Then you'll be like a Swiss ski jumper going, "I'm there!"
You set my feet upon a rock
And made my footsteps firm.
-U2's adaptation of Psalm 40
And made my footsteps firm.
-U2's adaptation of Psalm 40
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