summer sucks

Post by **haas** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:37 pm

pigsteak wrote:and no real climbing haas....only crap crystals that cut you while sliding your butt and elbows up some crazy offwidth

Real men bleed when climbing Pigsteak. If you aren't hyperventalating and near puking, it just ain't worth it

Post by **marathonmedic** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:41 pm

Only pansies breathe. Real climbers hold their breath until they reach the top to train anaerobic capacity. Hardcore on multi-pitch.

Post by **pigsteak** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 6:02 pm

bleeding, suffocating, and puking...sounds like a frat party to me.

Post by **anticlmber** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 6:14 pm

yeah paul come out west. but leave your whiney, purse carrying, bleed from my twat, bitching in the south. there's no room for that shit out here. the metro-sexual men and overly make-uped shemales won't take kindly to it. andrew you're to afraid to clip bolts and that's why you moved to NC. sissy.

Post by **Andrew** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 7:21 pm

Them bolts in KY scare me. Have you ever tried climbing a sand castle.

Post by **ynot** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 12:06 am

If we did that ,Paul we would have to give butterfly reports for Jared,Snake reports for Amy, the list goes on.

Post by **spuzo** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:42 am

Paul - I have the perfect place for you...come out here and we will take you to Veyo. Ask Yasmeen about it....nice easy tree-lined trails alongside a gentle stream. Climbing on nice solid basalt...some short, some tall, all good, each climb with a little plate at the bottom that tells you the name, the grade and the bolters...99% of the climbs have super shuts (those "sport clips" when the anchors are like open cold shuts but with biner clips...just drop the rope thru...aaaaah so nice! No hassle cleaning) and wait there's more! A natural spring fed pool, climbs from 5.7 to 5.13, a concession stand and girls in bikinis.

A dream you say? Not real you say? Well, ok so you have to PAY to climb there, but it's pretty worth it...

Sounds like the place for you Paul...we're taking Dipsi at teh end of June and Yas has been there...it's like a resort, for climbers. Hop the next flight Paul, we'll save you a lounge chair by the pool.

Save the epic climbing trips for some other time, if it's comfort you want, we have the place for you!

Post by **Alan Evil** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:48 am

If you look up at the route and you see a grey, round thing on the route with a hole in the bottom... don't climb that route! That's what we call, in these here parts, a "hornets' nest"

Post by **dipsi** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:38 am

Paul, you could just hop in with us and road trip to Spuzo and Joe! Lots of sightseeing and fuuuuuuun!

Of course you would have to deal with 3 doses of estrogen

, and a teenage boy and seven-year old boy yelling, "Are we there yet? He's looking out my window!" But, hey!

Post by **RRO** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 12:28 pm

dipsi wrote: Of course you would have to deal with 3 doses of estrogen , and a teenage boy and seven-year old boy yelling, "Are we there yet? He's looking out my window!" But, hey!

3 doses of estrogen=virgina, steph, charlie
teenage boy= matt nasty
7 year old boy=ryan (yelling can we have beer yet and pissing on everything)

according to my data paul would not have a problem with this trip.