Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:09 pm
When Chuck Norris has sex he uses a rattlesnake for a condom
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:12 pm
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:13 pm
Chuck norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:44 pm
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 2:20 am
Meadows wrote:
Just in case, I hope not!I bet he has a tiny penis.
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 2:15 pm
An excellent thread.
ZSpider
ZSpider
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:22 pm
I am crying I am laughing so hard, and boy did I need that! Thanks!!!!!!! 
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:27 pm
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 6:32 pm
one time chuck norris flew through space building up maximum speed for a roundhouse kick that melted the air and created an enormous explosion, which many physicists will refer to as the "big bang". he later landed on earth and exterminated the dinosaurs because they claimed texas as their home. chuck norris has now been a texas ranger in dallas, which he built and still resides today, for 144 million years.
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 7:27 pm
Chuck Norris' tears hold the cure for cancer but he has never cried.