Movies, music, food, blood, dogs, Horatio.....
Eric
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by Eric Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:09 pm
When Chuck Norris has sex he uses a rattlesnake for a condom
"But what is happiness except the simple harmony between a man and the life he leads?" – Lord Byron
Meadows
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by Meadows Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:12 pm
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Meadows on Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:27 pm, edited 3 times in total.
bazoqop
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by bazoqop Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:13 pm
Chuck norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
"Huh?"
alien2
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by alien2 Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:44 pm
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
dipsi
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by dipsi Sat Dec 31, 2005 2:20 am
Meadows wrote :
I bet he has a tiny penis.
Just in case, I hope not!
What I love about running is you can meditate while running. It's a peaceful place.
Zspider
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by Zspider Sat Dec 31, 2005 2:15 pm
An excellent thread.
maine
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by maine Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:22 pm
I am crying I am laughing so hard, and boy did I need that! Thanks!!!!!!!
Eric
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by Eric Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:27 pm
"But what is happiness except the simple harmony between a man and the life he leads?" – Lord Byron
Horatio Felacio
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by Horatio Felacio Tue Jan 10, 2006 6:32 pm
one time chuck norris flew through space building up maximum speed for a roundhouse kick that melted the air and created an enormous explosion, which many physicists will refer to as the "big bang". he later landed on earth and exterminated the dinosaurs because they claimed texas as their home. chuck norris has now been a texas ranger in dallas, which he built and still resides today, for 144 million years.
Yo HO!! Just got me a code red and some funyons big dawg!!! SHIT YEAH! - Ray, excited about his breakfast
michaelzr2
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by michaelzr2 Tue Jan 10, 2006 7:27 pm
Chuck Norris' tears hold the cure for cancer but he has never cried.
"There's nothin' as dirty as money."
