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Heard a funny one on the radio

Oh special night
the stars are shining brightly
on the night of a non-descript infant's birth
Fall on your knees
hear the people's voices
Oh night, it was dark

or something like that. It was really funny.

You know what I think it is? its that people are so uncomfortable with each other, and afraid of 'offending sensitivities.'

Shit, I don't even say hello to people anymore.

Heard another, to the tune of 'holly jolly christmas'

"Have a rama-hon-a-qwans-mas, its the best time of the year..."

I have an idea! (rare)

Intead of having this 'lets tiptoe around everthing' attitude, why don't the people who have a problem with "merry christmas" just say what they feel, like this:

"good day, and merry christmas" said the man.

"eat shit and die, motherfucker!"

Just so that we know how you feel about people just being polite.

Or better yet, the 'protect christmas' crowd could start with their end. Intead of saying merry christmas, with a grin, to all, you could seek out peopel who don't celebtate christmas, and lower your head slightly, and growl with a low voice:

"Merry christmas, you christ hating jew!"

"Merry Christmas, pagans burn in hell!"

"Merry Christmas, Islam is a sham!"

"Merry Christmas, god hates atheists!"

"Merry Christmas, Budda was a fat lazy man!"

That diddn't rhyme on purpose. swear.

"Merry Christmas, die mutherfuckers, every last one of you!"

pigsteak wrote:aaaargh..not you too sprag!!!!!!!

fine...blessed kwanza to you to homie....

( I heard a great one today. "if your faith can't handle not being advertised in every department store in America for a few weeks, then it is a very fragile faith indeed.")

I just like smacking the bee's nest. I really don't care one way or the other about this particular argument.

imagine that.

fucking bitches, barefoot and pregnant in line at the abortion clinic

i think jesus would just say "i love you". Christianity has become another reason to hate rather than the ultimate reason to love. shame.

Have to disagree JB.

I think it would be accurate to say:
The Democrats and their supporters are attempting to make the country resentful of everything, with an appetizer of hate
The Republicans are sucesfully hyjacking Christianity (just as terrorists do) for their own purposes, with a side order of contempt, misery, and hate.

Don't believe me? tune into the propoganda stations any day of the week. For right wing bullshit, use AM radio, for Leftwing bullshit, tune into NPR's show that is on midmorning.

Obiwan was right about politicians. He just diddn't know about radio shows yet.