Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:08 pm
Young and in love. *sigh*
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:15 pm
kneebar, close but not quite. we were out in vegas and i bumped into her at kraft rocks where yasi sent "the pearl" on sky hooks. halfway up her water broke and mike jones caught the baby before she hit the pad. instantly, the baby (who had a goatee and chugged soy milk), jumped on the starting crimps and sent "the pearl" by doing the last toss statically. when yasi got down, yasi breast fed soy milk to odub (it's a girl), and explained the she needs money to feed her crack addiction. i said, "hey, i'll take her for a ten spot," and the deal was done. but then scin swooped in and punted odub across the border. last i heard, she was making enchiladas for the spring break-ers in cancun. there might be an article about it in the next "rock and ice".
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:19 pm
That's such a lie, Paul! Didn't you read that other thread? Yasi quit crack climbing...DUH! 
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:21 pm
I know the real story....they were with us the whole time. But my lips are sealed (with the dried and crusty leftovers of three day old cocaine residue, of course).
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:22 pm
Does coke even leave a residue?
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:32 pm
Thank God they finally got married.
Now they can start getting over the honeymoon period and start fighting!
Brawl time!!!
Now they can start getting over the honeymoon period and start fighting!
Brawl time!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 6:15 pm
A Vegas wedding...man that is so Brittany Spears and that other dude...what's his name?
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 6:39 pm
Only an amateur would ask such a question. Haven't you ever seen Scarface?
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 3:40 am
It'll take awhile to choose which story I'm going to stick to... these are both so good... I figured I could count on my ICUT buddies to build me the perfect wedding! Thanks guys!
kneebar wrote:My understanding is that she had the baby out in Vegas and sold it on the strip for gambling cash and rap CD's. Elvis did the hitchin' (the real one...for real), and the honeymoon continues........................at least that is what I was told. But don't spread it around!
Paul3eb wrote:kneebar, close but not quite. we were out in vegas and i bumped into her at kraft rocks where yasi sent "the pearl" on sky hooks. halfway up her water broke and Britney Spears caught the baby before she hit the pad. instantly, the baby (who had a goatee and chugged soy milk), jumped on the starting crimps and sent "the pearl" by doing the last toss statically. when yasi got down, yasi breast fed soy milk to odub (it's a girl), and explained the she needs money to feed her crack addiction. i said, "hey, i'll take her for a ten spot," and the deal was done. but then scin swooped in and punted odub across the border. last i heard, she was making enchiladas for the spring break-ers in cancun. there might be an article about it in the next "rock and ice".
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 3:49 am
I knew it! Elvis IS still alive!