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alien2
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Post by alien2 »

Don't you hate the turtle head effect.
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Post by diggum »

Ya bunch of sickos! :?
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Saxman
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Post by Saxman »

Garden hose enema followed by a coffee enema. Perfect combination of clean and wired.
The theory of evolution is just as stupid as the theories of gravity and electromagnetism.
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Saxman
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Post by Saxman »

There's always scrotum saline injection to talk about. Nothing like a liter of fluid in your sack to make you look manly.
The theory of evolution is just as stupid as the theories of gravity and electromagnetism.
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Canuck
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Post by Canuck »

I'm dog-sitting right now and the dog loves to eat paper, but can't digest it. So sometimes, she'll strain away for several minutes with one piece of poop dangling an inch or two below her ass, suspended by a long shred of paper still lodged in her, and I have to wipe her ass with a poop-and-scoop bag to get it free.
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Horatio Felacio
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Post by Horatio Felacio »

anyone up for talking about vorticity? since we're on the subject of poop, poop seeds, colons, intestines, and wiping with wet paper, i would like to propose an experiment to measure the vorticity of myself as i pass through scin's colon. i will need a car battery and long, yellow gloves.
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Danny
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Post by Danny »

Canuck, that's really freakin disgusting!
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Danny
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Post by Danny »

I predict your vorticity will equal that of a whirling dervish.
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spuzo
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Post by spuzo »

I think my dog is scared of his own poop - when it just won't detach like it's supposed to he freaks out and tries to attack his own ass while still pooping. It's quite a site. Then he takes off around the yard like something is after him.
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Namaste
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Post by Namaste »

I had a dog that ate the bologna with that red stuff that you gotta peel off and it was SICK to watch him poop it out! Big-o-red string dangeling from his ass
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