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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 7:38 pm
by Alan Evil
I think Meadows is closest. Your hot, hard bod turned her on so much it made her mad. Kind of like Muslims wanting women to be covered up in reverse...
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 8:24 pm
by Steve
She wanted you man.
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 8:26 pm
by pigsteak
that was my mother.
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 8:46 pm
by Spragwa
Umm, she was a redneck and they like to yell out of car windows.
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 8:53 pm
by charlie
Spragwa wrote:Umm, she was a redneck and they like to yell out of car windows.
^ What she said, also not typically noted for creativity that was the best she could come up with at the time.
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:30 pm
by Guest
I'm sorry, Ray. I didn't mean to make you self-conscious. It's just that I got a tingling in my naughty bits when I saw you half nekked like that. Now I not only want to grab Artsay's boobies, but yours, too!
Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 12:29 am
by SCIN
Spragwa wrote:Umm, she was a redneck and they like to yell out of car windows.
I think there was something more to it. I've been really looking into this and I do believe, after listening to everyone elses input, that I may have a good hypothesis in a couple of weeks. I'm going to hang out down on Cumberland lake for the weekend and get some input from other redneck women to be sure that my paper is accurate. I will be publishing my paper concerning this comment as soon as it is complete. Horatio will be donating his time and microsocope to analyze the matter as well. I'm not going to give it away just yet, but I really think the comment has something to do with the way they are now de-testicle-ing young men in Egypt.
Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:52 am
by dipsi
Sir wrote:
I'm going to hang out down on Cumberland lake for the weekend and get some input from other redneck women
Excuse much?
Sorry, Honey, but most of the women who hang out at our lake are from Ohio!
I don't think she was a redneck at all! We are more prone to yell something like, "Take off them britches too, Hotpants!"
Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 10:01 am
by Spragwa
Nice Ray, can't wait to read it!
Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:22 am
by meetVA
Maybe she got cut off and you missed the end of her sentence...
She probably intended to say, "Put your shirt on.....ME!!!"
(And by ME, I meant her speaking about herself in the first person not the initials for Michelle Ellington b/c I'm pretty sure the lady in the car didn't know your name or the fact that you were recently married.)