Put your shirt on!

Post by **Alan Evil** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 7:38 pm

I think Meadows is closest. Your hot, hard bod turned her on so much it made her mad. Kind of like Muslims wanting women to be covered up in reverse...

Post by **Steve** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 8:24 pm

She wanted you man.

Post by **pigsteak** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 8:26 pm

that was my mother.

Post by **Spragwa** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 8:46 pm

Umm, she was a redneck and they like to yell out of car windows.

Post by **charlie** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 8:53 pm

Spragwa wrote:Umm, she was a redneck and they like to yell out of car windows.

^ What she said, also not typically noted for creativity that was the best she could come up with at the time.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:30 pm

I'm sorry, Ray. I didn't mean to make you self-conscious. It's just that I got a tingling in my naughty bits when I saw you half nekked like that. Now I not only want to grab Artsay's boobies, but yours, too!

Post by **SCIN** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 12:29 am

Spragwa wrote:Umm, she was a redneck and they like to yell out of car windows.

I think there was something more to it. I've been really looking into this and I do believe, after listening to everyone elses input, that I may have a good hypothesis in a couple of weeks. I'm going to hang out down on Cumberland lake for the weekend and get some input from other redneck women to be sure that my paper is accurate. I will be publishing my paper concerning this comment as soon as it is complete. Horatio will be donating his time and microsocope to analyze the matter as well. I'm not going to give it away just yet, but I really think the comment has something to do with the way they are now de-testicle-ing young men in Egypt.

Post by **dipsi** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:52 am

Sir wrote:

I'm going to hang out down on Cumberland lake for the weekend and get some input from other redneck women

Excuse much?

Sorry, Honey, but most of the women who hang out at our lake are from Ohio!

I don't think she was a redneck at all! We are more prone to yell something like, "Take off them britches too, Hotpants!"

Post by **Spragwa** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 10:01 am

Nice Ray, can't wait to read it!

Post by **meetVA** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:22 am

Maybe she got cut off and you missed the end of her sentence...

She probably intended to say, "Put your shirt on.....ME!!!"

(And by ME, I meant her speaking about herself in the first person not the initials for Michelle Ellington b/c I'm pretty sure the lady in the car didn't know your name or the fact that you were recently married.)