Depends on the question. If we're talking about sincere inquiries and not matters of opinion then I generally wait to post. Someone usually will provide an adequate response in the first page or so so I won't have to. There are some smart fuckers around here so usually someone hits it pretty quick. I mostly jump in when someone is obviously incorrect and their opinion can be mistaken for knowledgable or if it's something I'm familiar with but most posters aren't.
Essentially 99% of the questions asked here have been asked before so I usually let someone else do the grunt work.
when someone asks a question I...
The length of my response is directly proportional to the amount of alcohol that I consumed prior to reading the question. If it was a big, long, rambling answer then I was probably drunk. If it was short and concise then I was sober.
"Those iron spikes you use have shortened the life expectancy of the Totem Pole by 50,000 years."
--A Navaho elder
--A Navaho elder
First, one must define the word question. In the pursest form, the word question, from the Latin quaestus, quaestio, or quaestion, meaning to ask or seek, implies a desire for an answer to an interrogative. Now, when one desires an answer to the aforementioned interrogatory, what type of answer does one truly seek? Since truth is an arbitrary viewpoint stemming from one's own collection of schemas, the type of answer one receives must be filtered through one's own view of the world in order to determine if the answer is truly sought or just a worthless collection of words concocted by a non-cognitive pseudo-intellectual. Furthermore, if one .....
The theory of evolution is just as stupid as the theories of gravity and electromagnetism.
omniscient
om·nis·cient [ om níshənt ]
adjective
all-knowing: knowing or seeming to know everything
[Early 17th century. < medieval Latin omniscient- < Latin omni- "omni-" + scire "know" (see science)]
Ha! I found the encarta dictionary in here! Now I dont have to wander in the dark no mo!
Sorry Va, I still don't know. What was the question?
om·nis·cient [ om níshənt ]
adjective
all-knowing: knowing or seeming to know everything
[Early 17th century. < medieval Latin omniscient- < Latin omni- "omni-" + scire "know" (see science)]
Ha! I found the encarta dictionary in here! Now I dont have to wander in the dark no mo!
Sorry Va, I still don't know. What was the question?
"Everyone should have a plan for the zombie apocolipse" Courtney
blast you and your editing christian! don't you know that i never learned to read?!
that's just mean.
that's just mean.
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
- Robert McCloskey
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Emo Philips
- Robert McCloskey
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Emo Philips