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I was in the capitol last month over on the house end, when suddenly...nature called. While i was in the stall i saw a feminine pair of legs (in pumps) in the next stall. I thought i went into the ladies room! Instead - conversely, congresswoman Anne Northrup (rep) from my home town was in the stall next to me. She had misplaced her glasses and mistakenly went to the wrong place. She was so embarrased I pretented not to notice she was there. However, she spoke up and asked if there was any extra paper - i said sure anne and passed the roll under. I gotta admit the lady has nerve...or devotion to duty so to speak. I wouldn't vote for her but she was okay to poop next to.

KD wrote:

longlegsrule wrote:geez you guys...is everybody pmsing today?

Sympathetic pms.

nobody has been pm'ing me today. are you guys sharing pm's?

sorry va I'll send you one.

Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 8:48 am    Post subject:





I was in DC a few weeks back and was at Reagan Center when suddenly ... had to poop. I got into a conversation with the fellow in the stall next to me about how fiber makes things ...um easier. It was none other than Dick Cheney! He's a pretty nice guy to poop next to. I wouldn't vote for him but he is a good poop neighbor.

KD, Is this like a tour? I've thought of visiting D.C., but I don't know the ropes. This could fit in my budget maybe.

"Tour the US Government While Pooping" coming up next from NPR news...

Our nations capitol is a very affordable place to visit and really public friendly - get one of thos tram tours where you can get on and off whereever you like. The metro is nice. too The food courts in both union station and reagan center are excellent sources for fiber. there are many public facilities too. you never know who might sit next to you. be careful in the fbi bldg. i hear that they bug and eavesdrop every room ...bathroom too. some poor junior agaent intern has to listen to everything for secret messages. skip the russian embassy tour! long lines for toilet paper!