FU and your H2

Post by **pianomahnn** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 6:49 pm

What about a real hummer? Real hummers are cool. They can have guns on them. And those guns can be used to kill things. Like cows.

Post by **Spragwa** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 6:52 pm

Alan Evil wrote:Exactly. Why would you argue for Hummers in the first place?

Personally, I would like to be prepared in case my neighbors invade. Negotiating the treacherous terrain between our houses requires the type of suspension on a hummer. After all, I'd have to knock down a fence and crush a swing set to get to them.

Post by **skibum** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 10:12 pm

I'm drunk , but I don't understand these theads.

Post by **Rizzo** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 12:05 am

One common thread running through the PRO H2 comments posted on FUH2.com is: "You H2 haters are jealous because you can't afford to own one -- nya nya nya!"

In truth, most of the H2 owners can't afford to "own" theirs either. More often than not, a person says he owns a vehicle, when in fact a bank owns it and allows him to drive it around, so long as he can keep up his high interest payments.

I have far more respect for a dirtbag climber who owns, free and clear, a rusty chartruse Microbus, held together with runners and Hueco Tanks stickers, than I do for those who mortgage their souls to ride around in pompousassmobiles.

Rizzo

Post by **kneebar** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 1:01 pm

Alan Evil wrote:Exactly. Why would you argue for Hummers in the first place?

Like I said, I wouldn't buy one because they are gas hogs, little car killers (but then so are semi's), and just plain goofy looking! But to generalize everyone that owns one? I'm sure there must be some hummer owner out there that is cool. But then it is the suck forum

Post by **ReachHigh** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 2:17 pm

I own a full size truck and I hate parking that thing. I don't know how people park hummers other then pulling back till they hear a crash then pulling back anouther foot.

Post by **kneebar** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 2:43 pm

good point, imagine how bad they would suck on a narrow jeep trail.

Post by **ReachHigh** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 2:55 pm

http://content.collegehumor.com/media/m ... merbad.wmv they don't seem to do that great on wide trails.

Post by **strum** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 3:45 pm

hehe, that video is great... snap... hehe

Post by **longlegsrule** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 3:58 pm

he just wasn't flying fast enough!!