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*sigh*

This is a classic question from "You Bet Your Life," a gameshow hosted by Groucho Marx.

There is no right answer.

If you answer yes then you are admitting that you used to beat your wife and if you answer no then you are admitting that you still beat your wife.

The thing that amuses me (I've posted three or four polls that have this "no right answer" theme) is that nobody recognizes this classic comedic trick.

Thus, perhaps, proving that many climbers are more stupid than they appear?

Or perhaps "ignorant" is a better word?

Or am I the only one here that really loves classic comedy?

So, this baby seal walks into a club.

I was asleep on the couch when the house caught fire. I woke up and heard my wife say, "Be quiet! You'll wake up daddy."

A Rabbi, a Priest, and a Mullah walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

The secret to marriage is the knowing that one's spouse knows how to kill you quietly and dispose of the body with no trace. Sort of like Mutually Assured Destruction from the arms race.

i can't speak for the others but i know i am stupid

"stupid phat" that is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your comedic wit is lost upon me, alanEventually.

Now I'm going to have to rent a DVD of "You Bet Your Life" and make you watch it.

oh, is that the groucho marx film ( with his brothers) from MGM pictures of 1934? I just didn't recognize your inflections.

"Last night I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How it got into my pyjamas I'll never know."





Damn I'm full of useless information.

"Igor, give me a hand with the bags."
"Alright, you take the blond and I'll take the brunette."
--Young Frankenstein (definitely a nod to the Marx Brothers)

Damn, Young Frankenstine Rocks.

I love the abby-normal gag the best out of that whole movie, I'm going to have to dig it up and watch it again.