Merrick is gay

[merrick]

for what it is worth i am the last one up.
party till the end.











so what if i like man ass???????

[Guest]

Let me see if I have this right... you drank Milwaulkee's Best, people were hurling (natural consequence of drinking the beast, right?), Gretchen has bling envy, and Merrick rules again. What else did I miss??

The first one up needs to check all the bodies for pulses.

[Gretchen]

I have, they are still alive!!!

We missed you Lynne@@@@@@@@$%$%%^%^&%^&*&*

[Gretchen]

You all are invited to Merrick's home in Chicago 'cause we are throwin him a coming out party!!!!!

When: Next Sat, Dec. 14th 9PM
WHere: I'll get you directions:
Why: 'cause Merrick is gay & he needs to come out
Donation: At least $2 'cause the bitches ain't going to like the dreads & the bling, so he needs a new wardrobe!!!

THe Host
Gretchen

[Guest]

Damn, going for man ass? So who caught his eye? Was it Horatio? 512? I don't think Merrick's girlfriend is going to be too keen on this.. I think what Merrick really needs is an intervention. Hot, bling cravin' wimmins to show him the way. The heterosexual team needs to keep this player!!

[ynot]

MADD should do something about drunk typing,someone could get hurt.

[Gretchen]

NO doubt about that!!! It got kind of ugly, sorry folks!!!

[Gretchen]

MERRICK YOU SUCK!! Maybe You should have hooked up with Rio

[merrick]

i am not sure if i am gay or straight but i know i am not into dogs. i think that is rat baby and horatio's fetish.

if i thought you guys would actually show up i would throw a climbkentucky party in chicago.

i could take you all out and show you all the good crags...i mean gyms.






and we could go to the manhole club.

[Gretchen]

I still don't want to talk to you man! & I swear that I could smell nuts on your breath!