SCIN - RRG good guy or raging ass nugget?

[ynot]

Can't you people think of something more exciting than that,to do for sex night?

[Artsay]

He didn't stick around long enough.

[kato]

I'm *sure* you've saved me from a similar experience.

[Horatio Felacio]

sorry artsay. just got freaked at the whole teenage mutant ninja turtle humpfest experience. that's what i get for spying though i guess.

[Guest]

am I the only one who thinks Horatio blew his chance at a very special evening??

[Winterstorm]

HF made that shit up...whiskey and Mt. Dew indeed!!! Who's gonna go for that?

[Horatio Felacio]

no i didn't bitch! you just wait to your precious redriverclimbing.com party bullshit. then you'll see. you'll be in the black lights screaming about how you should've listened to horatio. you'll be sorrry.

[merrick]

there were still 3 teenage mutant ninja turtles that were just dying for some biblical attention. you missed out HF.

[SCIN]

No, no no.
Let me tell you all what *really* happened.

It was a dark and stinky night. The wind was farting through the trees, and off in the distance, the wolves were howling at the butt. I wanted to get home as fast as my penises could carry me. My butthole was pounding, and my breath was coming in slimy gasps. Suddenly, I felt the hairy hand of a testicle touch my neck, and I screamed stinkily. The monster lifted me off the cooter hair and threw me onto the floppy ground. Then with his round hands, he tried to poop the turd out of me. I screamed so loudly, I woke up every dingleberry in the forest. My scream awakened me, too. I was having a greasy nightmare.

Believe it or not.

[sita]

SCIN - that sounds like a madlib.