Crack Climbing at THE RED!!

Post by **Yasmeeen** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 1:34 am

busty wrote:
the lurkist wrote:for those inquiring minds, pray, what is "a fucking DRAG AROUND JAR of SINISTER FUCK!"
I had the same thought.

This is kind of like the Seinfeld episode with Bizarro Jerry. Intriguing.

Hey BUSTY! Are you FUCKING BUSTER? HAHAHAH!!!! BUSTYER!

Twist that into a pretzel and give it some cunninlingual affairs!
HAHAHA!!

Post by **ynot** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 2:17 am

I've narrowed it down to 2 or 3. Unless Yas is on steroids.

Post by **5120W** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 4:02 am

Now, now, my little toy. Don't make me teach you to play nice. You know you are not allowed to post without my permission. Now, get back in the kitchen and make me a turkey pot pie.

Yasmeeen wrote:Oh my GOD! YOU are so WITTY!!!!
I will remember that phrase for the REST of my LIFE!!!
I am laughing INSIDE SO HARD!!
HAHAHAHAH!!!
I will have that WRITTEN ON MY CAR!!!!

Post by **Yasmeen** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 1:14 pm

5120W wrote:Now, now, my little toy. Don't make me teach you to play nice. You know you are not allowed to post without my permission. Now, get back in the kitchen and make me a turkey pot pie.

Forget it, man... I saw what you did with the last one I made you. It put that scene in American Pie to shame.

Post by **5120W** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 6:10 pm

Yasmeen wrote:
5120W wrote:Now, now, my little toy. Don't make me teach you to play nice. You know you are not allowed to post without my permission. Now, get back in the kitchen and make me a turkey pot pie.
Forget it, man... I saw what you did with the last one I made you. It put that scene in American Pie to shame.

Yes, but you seemed to have so much fun licking me clean afterward. It was cool how you got every crumb, without using your hands once! Now be a good little toy and play nice. Or I will have to punish you yet again.

Post by **meetVA** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 8:36 pm

wow. i can no longer check this site when i am at work. little kids might see something they shouldn't!

Post by **5120W** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:42 am

Hey VA, how You doing?

Post by **512OW** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 11:38 am

Buster wrote:Casting Spells cracks at the red is like drinking wine at Octoberfest.

Theres more trad than sport here. Get it straight.

Post by **Buster** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 11:54 am

512OW wrote:
Buster wrote:Casting Spells cracks at the red is like drinking wine at Octoberfest.

Theres more trad than sport here. Get it straight.

Uh yeah, there are more trad routes... and people from all over the world come to the red to do them. No... they come to do the fantastic sport routes. On their rest days they might go have a look at some of the trad routes. I am not saying that there aren't some good trad routes but none of them are really outstanding. Most folks would rather go to a place like Yosemite, The Gunks, or Eldo to sample truely world class trad routes, not the red.

Get it straight.

Post by **512OW** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 11:57 am

And the whole world loved New Kids On The Block too......but it wasn't for their "realness". There are world class cracks at the Red. Fuck what you heard. Keep followin everybody else. I prefer you to be there. Bitch.