Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 7:32 am
Hey...I was at the battles....whos fuckin with me?
Like battle of the sexes? Or battles like a big battleship tournament? Did you sink your so called battleship? Not likely.battles??
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Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 11:44 am
Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 1:40 pm
Heh heh, I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 6:12 pm
Alan, as a peace offering, I would like to extend to you the use of my toy, Yasmeen, for a weekend. She is very well trained, and I think you will find her most talanted. Let's stop the hate.
Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 6:32 pm
Wow. I can feel the love.
I've seen some pictures of Yasmeen and I'm pretty sure she's not a toy. Does she mind belaying 5.10 climbers as they fall over and over again? You would know...
There was never any hate, my brother, only fun and games.
I've seen some pictures of Yasmeen and I'm pretty sure she's not a toy. Does she mind belaying 5.10 climbers as they fall over and over again? You would know...
There was never any hate, my brother, only fun and games.
Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 6:36 pm
When I think of toys I think Fischer Price carpentry set.
Plastic, easy to break, and useless.
When I think of Yasmeen I think Milwaukee Super Sawz-all.
It's got a quarter inch longer throw and will cut through anything.
Not that I wouldn't gladly "borrow" your Sawz-all...
Plastic, easy to break, and useless.
When I think of Yasmeen I think Milwaukee Super Sawz-all.
It's got a quarter inch longer throw and will cut through anything.
Not that I wouldn't gladly "borrow" your Sawz-all...
Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 6:39 pm
"How dare you! All of you! Standing around deciding my future!? I am not a prize to be won!"
Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 6:44 pm
Won? Ho, I already own your (very nice) ass. So, just do as you are told, and don't make me play angry pimp again.Yasmeen wrote:"How dare you! All of you! Standing around deciding my future!? I am not a prize to be won!"
Alan, she is a bit upity sometimes, but I promise she will do as told. So, do you accept my peace offering? I am really trying to become a better person - one with the Tao.
Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 6:47 pm
Damn, I *know* you didn't just call Yasmeen a ho. Wow, some lines just were never ment to be crossed.
Wes
Wes
Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 8:44 pm
It's tempting...
Maybe throw in a bottle of Dom and a fur coat...
Maybe throw in a bottle of Dom and a fur coat...