Bumper stickers that made you laugh today

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haas
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Post by haas »

I drink grape juice because O.J. kills
marathonmedic
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Post by marathonmedic »

Red sticker that says "If this is blue, you're driving too fast." --seen across the street from the physics building
Ticking is gym climbing outdoors.
strum
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Post by strum »

wow, I work in a biology department, but I haven't heard a "science dork joke" like that in a long, long time
4679 posts sine my last visit... I've been skiing too much
rhino
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Post by rhino »

fat people are harder to kidnap
"Hookers and drugs man. Money can't buy happiness but it's really hard not to smile when you're in a cheap hotel room surrounded by hookers and drugs." ~ Charlie
charlie
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Post by charlie »

Saw this last night....

11/2/04 - End of an Error
Don McGlone
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Post by Don McGlone »

"Coonhunt With Blueticks" and "Waddayasayerbuddy"

On the same truck in the parking lot of Wal-Mart last night.
Shedding off one more layer of skin
Keeping one step ahead of the persecutor within
overhung
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Post by overhung »

I wish my wife was as dirty as my car

Guns don't kill people. Bullets flying realy realy fast kill people


Reality bites!... and I have the teeth marks to prove it!

So you're a feminist, isn't that cute

Horn Broke. Watch for finger.

YOU!!! Out of the gene pool

If you can't feed'em don't breed'em

http://www.dumbbumpers.com/bumpers.php? ... pers&cid=5
I've had just about enough of this shit.
squeezindlemmon
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Post by squeezindlemmon »

Saw this one at the Red, something along the lines of:
Gas, Grass, or Ass
There's no such thing as a free ride
:mrgreen:
Emancipate yourself from mental slavery. None but ourselves can free our mind. ~Bob Marley
canadaclimbergirl
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Post by canadaclimbergirl »

'against abortion? don't have one'
The phrase "working mother" is redundant. ~Jane Sellman
marathonmedic
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Post by marathonmedic »

squeezindlemmon wrote:Saw this one at the Red, something along the lines of:
Gas, Grass, or Ass
There's no such thing as a free ride
:mrgreen:
I saw that one on the inside of an ambulance once!
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