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Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 3:19 pm
by Artsay
What did one wall say to the other wall? Meet you at the corner
What do you call a mix between a lesbian and a hippopotamus? A lickalottapus
What do you call a mix between a gay guy and a dinosaur? A megasoarass
What do parsley and pubic hair have in common? Just put it to the side and start eatin'!
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 5:01 pm
by young'n climber
Four gay guys walk into a bar; theirs one bar stool! WHAT DO THEY DO!....Turn it up side down.
You know your a redneck if you go to family reunions to pick up chicks!
You know your a redneck if you have 12 immobile cars in your yard and one mobile house.
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 8:11 pm
by dipsi
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? elephino!
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 8:47 pm
by squeezindlemmon
warning: this one's waaayyy random
There were two flies sitting on top of a pile of shit...
Fly #1: "Man, I feel like farting..."
Fly #2: "Don't be gross, man, I'm eating!"
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 9:40 pm
by J-Rock
Question: How do you fit an elephant into a grocery cart.
Answer: You take the "f" out of "weigh"
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 12:16 am
by meetVA
A guy walks into a bar.
The next guy ducks.
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 3:40 am
by Meadows
Were some of you drunk when you wrote these jokes?
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 3:41 am
by dipsi
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Dam!
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 3:45 am
by Meadows
I wish I could tell my rabbit joke, but it needs hand gestures for full effect.
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 3:47 am
by dipsi
Is it the one about the dead rabbit and the "spray?"