S.C.E.C.

Post by **Joe Finney** » Thu May 06, 2004 10:58 pm

I believe that if there is a kneebar, you might as well just say take and hang there as long as you want. Whats the difference?

Post by **Roentgen Ray** » Thu May 06, 2004 11:07 pm

My modus operandi is to climb as fast as possible before becoming pumped. I'ld say that if you can hang on for longer than 27.4" then the feat in itself is worthy of raising the grade of any route by at least a letter.

Post by **tomdarch** » Thu May 06, 2004 11:09 pm

Horatio Felacio wrote:[snip] go play on a different thread ... cockwashers.

You got a problem that I'm "squeaky clean"?!? What are you? A scrotum cheeze farm? Does SCIN feast on a fondue of your product?

Post by **Roentgen Ray** » Thu May 06, 2004 11:09 pm

Knee bars sort of hurt too, I was gimped up a whole weekend once from sloppy knee barring. That being the case, when you knee bar you're taking a risk. That's worth half a letter grade bump. So if you're on say a 5.9/5.10, it becomes 5.10, automatically.

Post by **Danny** » Fri May 07, 2004 12:48 am

I heard that only uptight scrotal cremaster sperm burners use kneebars.

Post by **young'n climber** » Fri May 07, 2004 1:55 am

No, only the Epididymis eaters use them.

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Fri May 07, 2004 2:41 am

tomdarch wrote:Does SCIN feast on a fondue of your product?

man you crack me up! your name tag needs to be changed to "scrotum fondue", "the fromunda connoisseur", or maybe "sir santorum".

Danny aka King G wrote:I heard that only uptight scrotal cremaster sperm burners use kneebars.

great route name! please use that for your next adventure. i need to see that printed in a guidebook.

Post by **the lurkist** » Fri May 07, 2004 3:28 am

Only anal receptive sperm spitoons use knee bars. "If it's here, I'm queer."

Post by **ynot** » Fri May 07, 2004 3:36 am

sport weenies have to many friggin rules. I like Wes's rule. If its on or in the route its good ,if its growing beside the route its out.

Post by **Christian** » Fri May 07, 2004 1:02 pm

superjen wrote:Christian, sorry to pick on you here, but why did you quote the original post?? not really needed, since it is quite obvious who you were responding to. it just made me laugh, that's all.

I don't know why I quoted the original post.Sometimes people post so quickly that what seemed obvious at the time drifts down the page to the point of oblivion.
But, that being said , you may pick away, I am the Bodhisattva of scabs, I vow to stay in this existence until all sentient beings have picked away at my vegetarian induced crepuscular emissions.