Hot climber chicks not dating me

Post by **dipsi** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 2:24 am

Well, Ert, if you are truly sincere, she will come along. When you least expect it--there she is, tatoos and all!

Post by **ertbaby!!!** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 2:26 am

I would LOVE to date a climber chick. cuz i dont think they would be suspicious when they saw all the rope in my house... granted it not all climbing rope and there are still all those chains to account for... ehhhhhh i guess there is still alot of explaining to do no matter what.
but i still think climber chicks rule.

Post by J » Mon Dec 01, 2003 8:18 am

where is Allah 4 this one? well, it is obvious that the climbr chicks should date me anyways. lol, I can sit on the couch better than anybody!!!

Post by **Christian** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 2:31 pm

meetVA wrote:that's just one small fry in the big basket of golden potato goodness. sure you are going to get the small, soft, mushy, over oiled icky ones...but then there are the crisp, golden, salted-to-perfection spuds out there too, to which you ask, "where's the ketchup?"

Hey climber dudes:
If you were a cooked potqto what would you be?
I'm a steak fry 8)

Post by **meetVA** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 3:49 pm

Alan Evil wrote:Stay away from the climber chicks. All they want is some good belay.

well that and using guys for their gear.

Post by **meetVA** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 3:50 pm

Alan Evil wrote:Stay away from the climber chicks. All they want is some good belay.

well that and using guys for their gear.

Post by **Yasmeen** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 3:52 pm

Hey Alan, you saying girls can't give each other good belay?

Post by **allah** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 4:18 pm

Hey hey, Im here now, just spent a week at down in the red. I think i do have to agree that the chicks only want good belays, it is aparent to me that woman just can belay other woman for the fear of being dropped or short roped or slamming. I think all woman should have to take a belay course from me, but they have to where those sexy little shorts and small sports tops. So woman that wanna learn to belay the right way get ahole of me ALLAH.

I bet that all the climber chicks on here use to be little miss prisses and wouldnt give any man the time or day. But now that they need there belays and are scared to asked a fellow woman for a belay, for the fear of dying, they start talking to us men to just use us and tease the fucking shit out of us. Now us men are looking at all the great porn on the net more and more, wishing for that sweet ass we get to watch climb.

Post by **MiaRock** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 4:38 pm

ladies, i'm a good belayer, flight-tested and approved, so if you don't want to spend another testosterone filled day at the crag with the boys just let me know.

Post by **Christian** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 5:39 pm

I had my testoterone surgically removed(or else I used it all up in a previous incarnation of ME). Now I am just not motivated...I sit around by the fireplace, dreaming of chasing rabbits ...I can't guarantee lust-free belaying but if certainly isn't the lion's roar it once was. I guess I just needed to share this?!?