Michigan Sucks

Post by **TradMike** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 5:03 pm

What is the difference between a cactus and Michigan stadium?
A: A cactus has 100,000 pricks on the outside.

GO Bucks!

Post by **Huggybone** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 5:17 pm

Michigan will crush OSU like a fungus under a crashpad. THey will be bowled over and conquered.

Oh, wait, nevermind.

There really is a larger issue at hand. See, blugrass folk have to root for buckeye teams because, well, lets just say that the Kentucky teams were plucking their banjos rather than spending time on the field.

Go, OSU, the savior of kentucky football fans.

Post by **pigsteak** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 5:21 pm

but C- may not get you the killer job....i thoguht it was all about the movement rhunt....you know, how you get to the top is just as important as gettting there.

Post by **Tucker** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 8:38 pm

Rhunt the Suckeye bandwagon you jumped on last year is coming to a stop, in the BIG HOUSE. My suggustion to you and any chumpeye fans who happen to climb....go climbing, you dont wanna see the beating your squad is gonna receive this Sat, up in da BIG HOUSE. Michigan 27, osu 10.

GO BLUE!!!

Post by **rhunt** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 9:03 pm

Tucker, I will bet you a whole Miguel's pizza that score will be the opposite.

Oh and I like your quote.

GO BUCKS!

Post by **Tucker** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 9:33 pm

I'm ALL IN BRAAAH!!!

Post by **allah** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 10:31 pm

Dont make me give you a mushroom bruise on your forehead Tucker, you will be lucky you are going to be up in da Little House, Sat. so you dont have to worry about all the OSU fans storming the field after the game. you can sit there and whin and cry after OSU wins by one point.

Post by **rhunt** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 10:39 pm

ALL IN

Post by **tomdarch** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 1:07 am

Yuck it up all you Michigan and OSU grads. Enjoy your silly football. As a University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign grad, I know that the school's football team, er, well, sucks, but we got three fresh Nobel Prizes this year!

Oh, wait, what am I saying? I was confused and thinking that Universities exist for academic stuff - but I just came to and realized that Universities exist to support football teams. Silly me!

Post by **Crankmas** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 3:36 pm

well according to statistics we're over due for a plane crash,maybe the stadium buckeyes michigan fags picture it, fuel it and they will come