Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 6:41 pm
Too Many Puppies, certainly not because I can climb it but position, moves, Primus and I am a bleedy heart liberal or conservative or something.
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If I were going to be any route in the Red, I would be....
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Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 6:45 pm
"Bedtime for Bonzo"... I would be HIGH all the time.
Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 7:15 pm
Welcome to Ole' Kentuck (Nazi Bitch Crack)
Like the Inhibitor, I am awesomely intimidating. However, unlike the Inhibitor, I am so completely inaccessible that not even that Pussy loren would be able to pose his way up me.
Some know me by different names. However, when spoken, either name will fill the speaker with fear and trepidation, so much so that sometimes just speaking it will cause the person to stutter and cry and then to choke on their own snot and tears.
I am the stuff that legends are made of; people come from miles around (even sport climbers!), just to gaze at me in awe-filled reverence.
If you try to mount me, unless you are completely worthy, I will turn you over, spank you, and then make you my bitch!
Like the Inhibitor, I am awesomely intimidating. However, unlike the Inhibitor, I am so completely inaccessible that not even that Pussy loren would be able to pose his way up me.
Some know me by different names. However, when spoken, either name will fill the speaker with fear and trepidation, so much so that sometimes just speaking it will cause the person to stutter and cry and then to choke on their own snot and tears.
I am the stuff that legends are made of; people come from miles around (even sport climbers!), just to gaze at me in awe-filled reverence.
If you try to mount me, unless you are completely worthy, I will turn you over, spank you, and then make you my bitch!
Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 7:37 pm
I'd be The Mayor
short, un-interesting, scary, dirty, and way out there... oh, and SCIN was my first.
short, un-interesting, scary, dirty, and way out there... oh, and SCIN was my first.
Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 8:57 pm
I'm changing my vote. I would be whatever route Stronghandman puts up, because then I could be the only route worth doing at the Red.
Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 9:19 pm
Loren, I have to hand it to you... I almost spat out my drink when I read this. LMAO. I miss you and your sense of humor... it's been too long.loren wrote:has a little bit of everything (fingers, hands, face.... Just like me!)
Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 9:27 pm
Thanks Yas. That was my goal.
Actually, I picked that route because Ray had already picked the Inhibitor, which is maybe the coolest route in the country. Not Ice spanked me so bad that I left the crag crying, but I can't seem to get it out of my head. Maybe next year.
Actually, I picked that route because Ray had already picked the Inhibitor, which is maybe the coolest route in the country. Not Ice spanked me so bad that I left the crag crying, but I can't seem to get it out of my head. Maybe next year.
Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 11:24 pm
Foxfire,just becoz. Why not?
Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 11:56 pm
i would have to be ROCK WARS, what a stunning line. I havent led it yet but I plan on it next time I am over at Long Wall.
Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2003 12:45 am
Roadside Attraction
One of the first routes I climbed in the Red
One of the best 5.7s in the Southeast
One of the first routes I climbed in the Red
One of the best 5.7s in the Southeast