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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2003 3:07 pm
by andy_lemon
A Hoosier with facial hair... It must smell like Coolwater Cologne, Cigarettes, and domestic beer. That's what my facial hair usually smells like.
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2003 10:01 pm
by Horatio Felacio
he smells like pigs...in uniform of course.
Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2003 2:05 am
by Yasmeen
Funny you should mention that, Ho... he just purchased your fleece at the gear sale!
Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2003 2:44 am
by Horatio Felacio
heh...it's a women's fleece. that's why i didn't want it. it fits weird.
Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2003 3:47 am
by tomdarch
Don't fear the flava sava! So what if dis loren cat is sportin tha backwoods pimpin style? Don't tha ladies appreciate that he's savorin tha residue?
Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2003 12:01 pm
by Guest
Dang, Horatio, thanks for the donation. Loren is a god in that thing. I couldn't keep my hands off of him in it!
Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2003 1:05 pm
by Christian
mmm...residue....mmmmm
Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2003 10:26 pm
by ynot
"Who thinks loren should shave his scraggly ass beard"
You mean he has a beard on his butt ,too? thats just sick.
Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2003 1:18 pm
by loren
Yeah, I could tell it was the woman's style. That's why I liked it so much. I figured that if horatio could climb so well in women's clothing, then perhaps so could I. Plus, I'm gay.
And yes Ynot, I do have an ass beard. Doesn't everyone?
Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2003 5:15 pm
by belaybag
If loren shaves his beard he's gonna look like he's 6.