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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:20 pm
by rustyvasectomy
Do you have long hair parted down the middle? Is it because while you blow your priest, he enjoys parting it and softly wispering "its not a sin, its not a sin..."
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:14 pm
by gripster
give the guy a break, at least he was honest. sounds like you are close to sending, good luck.
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:19 pm
by Savage
gripster wrote:give the guy a break, at least he was honest. sounds like you are close to sending, good luck.
agreed! While it was lame he lied in the first place, he fessed up to it. Thats impressive for a young kid. maybe there is some hope for the next generation of climbers. =)
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 6:31 pm
by DuppyC
This one time, in second grade...
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:29 am
by Rollo
I just sent Magnum Opus.
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:17 pm
by caribe
This post is cute egocentrism-- keep it you will need it to stay Christian later in life. The post could be subtle spray to publicize a near-send - that would be very precocious! Either way I enjoyed the belly-laugh.
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:46 pm
by ahab
how insightful, caribe. didn't catch the subtle spray angle. sheds a whole new light on the thread.
totally off topic, but i'd like to make an apology as well.
last sunday i lied to my friends, girlfriend and climbing partners. if you guys are reading this *deep breath - man this is hard* i didn't really send the return of chris snyder. there i said it. in fact, i really didn't even come close. i lead you to believe that i was just "resting" right after the roof section. and then again at the next bolt. then at the first "rest" ledge. then 2 more times in between the first "rest" ledge and the last "rest" ledge. in fact, i practically aided up that entire pitch. please forgive me, i just wanted to look cool and feel like a real climber for once.
man, i feel so much better! thanks art!
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:49 pm
by Savage
ahab wrote:i didn't really send the return of chris snyder...
is this for real or are you just fuckin' around?
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:56 pm
by ahab
serious as a heart attack.
also (almost forgot), remember when i fell in the cruxy section mid-route and miraculously reached out and grabbed a jug in a last ditch effort to save the send? well, that wasn't actually an act of god. i really just fell and hung on the rope and played it off all like, "holy christ! you guys see that?!?! unbelieveable!!".
i'm so sorry!
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:57 pm
by Savage
that is almost too good to be true. i'm skeptical.