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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 3:03 am
by bjdm151
The University of Florida football field. I was down there for a night while on spring break at this bar and this girl was talking shit about UK and wouldn't let it go.
Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 3:08 am
by TankAzz
i used to have serious bowel issues if i went on night runs.... this resulted in my shitting in someone's bushes in my parent's snooty suburban neighborhood.
Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:25 am
by pawilkes
Saxman wrote:I once saw a black climber shit in the woods. That's pretty rare which is sort of like famous.
i once had a black guy tie me off and walk away while i was 2/3 up a route so he could drop a deuce.
Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:40 pm
by Saxman
Oh yeah, forgot about that. Those blacks are so unreliable. No wonder we used to lynch them.
Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:00 pm
by Crankmas
I recommend the chewbacca defense- it just don't make sense
Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 3:08 pm
by bcrock
Okay, you asked for it. There have been many. But, this one comes to mind possibly because of the location, the red. I had to poop. BAD! I headed down the trail looking for the perfect spot. You know, the out of the way private place with a nice view and good feet placement. Nothing. The terrain was too steep and/or overgrown. Nowhere to go. Time was running out. I stopped to regain control. I was standing next to one of those trees with giant leaves. Right next to this tree was one with smaller leaves that had nice soft fur on them. I picked two of the giant leaves. I placed them on top of one another in the middle of the trail, straddled the leaves and did my thing. I used the furry leaves to wipe my ass. I had toilet paper with me, but, these furry leaves were more appropriate this time. I then neatly folded up the wiper leaves and placed them on the poo. I then carefully folded and rolled the giant leaves into a burrito shape. Now you see why two giant leaves. I then tossed the package down the hill. No, there were no climbers or trails below. I call this my ultimate green poo.
Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 3:25 pm
by toad857
i pooped in someone's helmet once
Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:29 pm
by rustyvasectomy
pawilkes wrote:Saxman wrote:I once saw a black climber shit in the woods. That's pretty rare which is sort of like famous.
i once had a black guy tie me off and walk away while i was 2/3 up a route so he could drop a deuce.
at least it was only 3/5 of a real deuce...