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i used to have serious bowel issues if i went on night runs.... this resulted in my shitting in someone's bushes in my parent's snooty suburban neighborhood.
Courtesy of Andrew: "I don't think you will damage your escort unless she trips because she is so strung out on blow. Most people just take them to the rest area."
Okay, you asked for it. There have been many. But, this one comes to mind possibly because of the location, the red. I had to poop. BAD! I headed down the trail looking for the perfect spot. You know, the out of the way private place with a nice view and good feet placement. Nothing. The terrain was too steep and/or overgrown. Nowhere to go. Time was running out. I stopped to regain control. I was standing next to one of those trees with giant leaves. Right next to this tree was one with smaller leaves that had nice soft fur on them. I picked two of the giant leaves. I placed them on top of one another in the middle of the trail, straddled the leaves and did my thing. I used the furry leaves to wipe my ass. I had toilet paper with me, but, these furry leaves were more appropriate this time. I then neatly folded up the wiper leaves and placed them on the poo. I then carefully folded and rolled the giant leaves into a burrito shape. Now you see why two giant leaves. I then tossed the package down the hill. No, there were no climbers or trails below. I call this my ultimate green poo.
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rustyvasectomy
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at least it was only 3/5 of a real deuce...pawilkes wrote:i once had a black guy tie me off and walk away while i was 2/3 up a route so he could drop a deuce.Saxman wrote:I once saw a black climber shit in the woods. That's pretty rare which is sort of like famous.
"It’s a not so secret secret that people who call themselvs trad climbers dont actually climb. They just post shit on rocklimbing.com all night while masturbating to Parrollelojams."