Bolt the cracks and stop hiding...

Placing a cam? Slotting a nut? Slinging a tree?
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Yea I figured out a while back the people I loath the most are alot like me.
Maybe a little too much so for my liking.
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Some lives are pitiful
Others ridiculus
Most both at the same time

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woodchuck008 wrote:Sounds like someone is asking for some real traddie ass kicking with those remarks. Just take the time to learn how to jam cracks junior, and learn why 'trad is the real way of life. Just because you can't, don't start planning to bolt up what you won't try.
Nope. Try again. I'll only bolt the ones I've done... hows that?
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I tried handjamming once and realized it wasn't really necessary since you can just crimp the edges of the crack. I would love to have the cracks bolted so I could crimp climb them and not have to buy those mechanical things. When will you be doing this?
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SCIN wrote:I tried handjamming once and realized it wasn't really necessary since you can just crimp the edges of the crack. I would love to have the cracks bolted so I could crimp climb them and not have to buy those mechanical things. When will you be doing this?
Throughout April and May. We'll have a party and burn our widgets.
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Bolt away young man,bolt away.have at it. You are right. I have seen 5.12 climbers repeatedly fall of my 5.9 project and I never made it past the 4th bolt of Chainsaw. Just proves your point. just think,sport climbers can learn to jam without dropping 2 grand for a rack and traddies will have to train for endurance.
I think the only loser will be all those cam manufacturers.
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Cool I can't wait to crimp climb those black fake shadows that look like trees of all different widths. I've seen people handjamming and footjamming at the same time. That shit was off the hook!
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HAHAHAHAHA. You've never seen a 5.12 climber repeatedly fall off of your 5.9 project. You MAY have seen a guy who climbed a 5.12 or two fall off of your 5.9 project.... but not a 5.12 climber.
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SCIN wrote:Cool I can't wait to crimp climb those black fake shadows that look like trees of all different widths. I've seen people handjamming and footjamming at the same time. That shit was off the hook!
Off the heazy fo sheazy. Footjamming hurts in my $450 5.Sportevolv Monkey Masters, so I just crimp campus cracks. The Inhibitor was 5.9 that way.
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Bolting the cracks will erase the path of enlightenment that so many other Holy men have taken on their path to being GODS.
We must not erase the path of suffering that hath brought our greatest teachers of the WAY.....

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