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Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:16 pm
by Myke Dronez
How about having a shit, kinda like having a smoke or a drink. Makes it sound more appealing. Where exactly are you taking it to? Is that what it's called when you're on the LNT tip?
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:24 pm
by Danny
dipsi wrote:So your brownie hole won't slam shut!
Wow, that would be the coolest thing ever. Well, I guess that is kind of what happens with cannonball turds if you shoot them out fast enough.
Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 11:23 am
by dipsi
Danny wrote:dipsi wrote:So your brownie hole won't slam shut!
Wow, that would be the coolest thing ever. Well, I guess that is kind of what happens with cannonball turds if you shoot them out fast enough.
I'm soooo embarrassed!
Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 12:42 pm
by KD
yep - you got it
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:44 pm
by MacGyver
A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about?"
Oh, I don't know," said the guy. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff... grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:57 pm
by TradMike
You piece of turd
You piece of excrement
sometimes you just have to say shit
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:05 pm
by der uber
You piece of turd
You piece of excrement
sometimes you just have to say shit
That's the turd I'm talkin' bout!
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:07 pm
by Brentucky
he called the shit poop!
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:54 pm
by MacGyver
What is the past tense of shit, shat or shitted?
As in "No, that's okay I shitted before I left." or "Dude, it's a damn good thing I shat before I tried that move on lead."
Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:32 am
by heidiramma
shat
definitely shat