Teethbrushing and pee

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caribe
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Post by caribe »

I pee sitting down unless I am at a urinal. No matter what you do, the altitude is going to result in a little spatter. There is less to wipe up. There is less mess. It is one small item that contributes to better relations with the wife. Peeing standing up has jack shit to do with manliness.

Trying to brush your teeth and remain standing while peeing is just plain stupid. Why don't you do it in a clown suit and put it on You Tube?
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krampus wrote:Caribe, it is my blessed right as a man to pee standing up, I am not going to give that up just so I can brush my teeth.
So I heard a long-ass monologue a few days ago about some scientific study that showed that men who routinely pee sitting down have fewer bladder control issues, infections, etc, in their senior years.
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caribe wrote:There is less to wipe up.
Wipe up? I mop every few months :D
caribe wrote: Peeing standing up has jack shit to do with manliness.
Is that what your therapist, aka. Stuart Smally, tells you when your trying to make a breakthrough.
caribe wrote:Why don't you do it in a clown suit and put it on You Tube?
All sexual fantasies aside, tell us how you really feel.
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Post by DriskellHR »

Caribe youre just mad cuz your aim sucks :wink:
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Krampus: man, nothing personal. I love you bro, but you need to straighten up and fly right. Perhaps after the promotion from fiancé to spouse, with the increase authority in your life, she will be able to do something about you.
:D :D :) :) :|
BTW: There is no avoiding the authority increase.

DriskellHR: Either your aim is good and you are not brushing your teeth, or your aim sucks and you are brushing your teeth. Not even Robo Cop would be able to brush his teeth and pee.

I think I have chosen some intellectual high ground here. There is very little logical argumentation to the contrary, especially if you live with someone.
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Post by Saxman »

Poor Caribe. The reason you are getting all the splatter is your orifice to injection site distance is too great.
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Post by der uber »

To further multitask, and diminish the need for aim, pee while brushing your teeth in the shower.

caribe, it's not that dificult. Takes a little practice, but once you send it's easy to get the repeat.
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Post by Brentucky »

caribe, you need to stay away from them monkeys man; i think they're getting to you! :lol:

krampus, you better not be trying that crap at my house! and if i catch dana peeing standing up we're gonna have some real issues! :lol:
efil lanrete... i enjoy the sound, but in truth i find this seductively backward idea to be quite frightening
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caribe wrote:Krampus: man, nothing personal. I love you bro, but you need to straighten up and fly right. Perhaps after the promotion from fiancé to spouse, with the increase authority in your life, she will be able to do something about you.
:D :D :) :) :|
BTW: There is no avoiding the authority increase.
True, the permanent fixture poker table is going to come down, but I refuse to sit while peeing.......hopefully :roll:
caribe wrote:I think I have chosen some intellectual high ground here.
Not true at all. True intelect would realize the value of the the time save by multi-tasking which could then be wasted thinking about climbing and posting on this site.
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Post by truello »

If your hose is too short or your pump is too weak, stand closer (or sit down) or you'll piss on yer feet!
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Post by heidiramma »

whatever
I brushed my teeth walking down the hall at work today, by the time I got the the bathroom, I spit, rinsed. Then took a pee. Quite easy, and no worry about aim. As for coworkers givin' the evil eye, they should be happy, I brushed today at least. :wink:
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