I pee sitting down unless I am at a urinal. No matter what you do, the altitude is going to result in a little spatter. There is less to wipe up. There is less mess. It is one small item that contributes to better relations with the wife. Peeing standing up has jack shit to do with manliness.
Trying to brush your teeth and remain standing while peeing is just plain stupid. Why don't you do it in a clown suit and put it on You Tube?
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krampus wrote:Caribe, it is my blessed right as a man to pee standing up, I am not going to give that up just so I can brush my teeth.
So I heard a long-ass monologue a few days ago about some scientific study that showed that men who routinely pee sitting down have fewer bladder control issues, infections, etc, in their senior years.
DriskellHR: Either your aim is good and you are not brushing your teeth, or your aim sucks and you are brushing your teeth. Not even Robo Cop would be able to brush his teeth and pee.
I think I have chosen some intellectual high ground here. There is very little logical argumentation to the contrary, especially if you live with someone.
True, the permanent fixture poker table is going to come down, but I refuse to sit while peeing.......hopefully
caribe wrote:I think I have chosen some intellectual high ground here.
Not true at all. True intelect would realize the value of the the time save by multi-tasking which could then be wasted thinking about climbing and posting on this site.
How you compare may not be as important as to whom you are compared
whatever
I brushed my teeth walking down the hall at work today, by the time I got the the bathroom, I spit, rinsed. Then took a pee. Quite easy, and no worry about aim. As for coworkers givin' the evil eye, they should be happy, I brushed today at least.
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