Horatio Massy

Post by **caribe** » Thu May 01, 2008 9:17 am

Once I caught him at the crag swearing at his anti-gravity belt and then turning it up. He always has it on. He is playing with an unfair advantage. Way to cheat Matt.

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Thu May 01, 2008 7:26 pm

i actually did not do the route...it was ashtray! congratulations man!

Post by **mcrib** » Fri May 02, 2008 7:48 am

I heard Ashtrays dog almost did that thing as well

Post by **bcombs** » Fri May 02, 2008 10:51 am

That dog is the coolest ever. Give her some affection at the crag next time. She had a hard way to go to get to her new owner.

Post by **SCIN** » Fri May 02, 2008 9:30 pm

Once again Matt's training routine of taking 2 months off, looking through microscopes at rocks, drinking to the point of vomiting, and eating tons of peanut butter filled pretzels has paid off. I must be doing something wrong!

Post by **512OW** » Fri May 02, 2008 10:27 pm

You are SCIN. You have muscles. Horatio is carrying only bone. No muscle = less weight. No muscle = No pump.

Oh, I lied. As JR put it while Horatio was on Convicted last weekend... "That guy is just a big back muscle."

There you have it. Only one muscle needed.

Post by **SCIN** » Fri May 02, 2008 10:34 pm

Oh yea, that's probably got something to do with it. He's like a snake.

I forgot to mention that he has a wicked Exercise Ball routine that he does in front of the TV as well.

Post by **Toy** » Sat May 03, 2008 9:54 am

How do you exercise your ball, other than using it to make swimmers? Does Matt rub his on the TV or something?

Post by **Meadows** » Sat May 03, 2008 4:50 pm

So that's why Del sits next to you on the sofa with his "lipstick" fully exposed.