Pigsteak Ruling: Every 13.6 square foot of vertical rock shall have no more than 3 tick marks (one for foot, two for hand).
Corollary: If the wall overhangs more than 20 degrees, one added tick mark will be allowed per 10 degrees of steepness.
Corollary 2: Any schmuck who grabs an over chalked hold will be deemed to have received beta, and any supposed onsight will be null and void. All on sights must be verified by the elitist pricks known as sport climbing snobs. Please submit, in triplicate, your application to
www.chalknomore.com, and wait three months for us to say "who the hell cares".
Corollary 3: The Pigsteak Playbook has decided that inner city homelessness and defeating the republican party in 2006 are more virtuous goals at which to direct your passion. Please join Michael Moore or your local food shelter for a real plight on humanity.
Positive vibes brah...positive vibes.