Bumper stickers that made you laugh today

Post by **verticalturtle** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:18 pm

Spokane pump "We fix things that suck"

This was extremely funny since I have been stuck in North Utah for the past year. On a t-shirt: Picture of a 1800s man w/ his arm around two women.
"Joseph Smith - Big Pimp"

On a t-shirt for a great coffee shop in Bloominton, IN (Soma):
"Coffee first...then your mundane bullshit."

Post by **charlie** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:57 pm

So I just got back from a nice big hippie music festival.....

"What if the hokey-pokey IS what it's all about?"

"Hug Life" in old english script.

Visa colors and "Karma, it's everywhere you're going to be"

Post by **charlie** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:04 pm

OK, this is without a doubt the best one I've seen yet.

On the back of a desert bug in KY. You know, the little VW bugs with lift kits and big 33 inch tires for mudding in the back woods....

"Humvee Recovery Service"

Post by **Alan Evil** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:59 pm

There was one for a meat shop in New Orleans:

You can't beat Wagner's Meat

Post by **dinosaur** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:32 am

PETA
people eating tastyanimals.

save a cow eat a vegetarian.

if my smoking bothers you dont breathe.

Post by **spuzo** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 4:33 am

OK I finally saw a bumper sticker that I could add here!!

"Ass Kickin White Boy"

With a rebel flag in between Ass Kickin and White Boy

YEE HAW - and I'm not even in Kentucky anymore....

Post by **charlie** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 4:36 pm

I only eat meat from cows that smoke.

Post by **alien2** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 5:43 pm

Do you follow Jesus this close?

Post by **longlegsrule** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 5:56 pm

charlie wrote:OK, this is without a doubt the best one I've seen yet.

On the back of a desert bug in KY. You know, the little VW bugs with lift kits and big 33 inch tires for mudding in the back woods....

"Humvee Recovery Service"

that's awesome!

Post by **pawilkes** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 6:44 pm

Piss off a Conservative
Think for Yourself