Celebrity Death Match

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Who'd win in a celebrity death match?

Poll ended at Wed Aug 17, 2005 12:36 am

Alan Evil
6
33%
pigsteak
12
67%
 
Total votes: 18
meetVA
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Celebrity Death Match

Post by meetVA »

Who'd win and why
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Post by Paul3eb »

pigsteak because alan evil would freak out and explode.. or they'd have it on some desert tower and alan evil, being consumed by rage and blood lust, would lurch toward pigsteak.. and pigsteak would calmly, quietly step to his right and watch alan cartwheel to the valley floor.

..not that i've imagined this or anything.. :shock:
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Post by dipsi »

Alan....'cause he's my rope gun! Duh!

Well, okay, everyone is my rope gun, but that's a technicality we won't mention!
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Post by Spragwa »

Pigsteak. I agree with Paul. Pigsteak would verbally egg Alan on until Alan lost all composure and beat himself to death.
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Post by young'n climber »

me, cause im the shit
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Post by spuzo »

and clever to
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Post by meetVA »

young'n you have to be 18 before you can become a celebrity.

see i was thinking that since piggie moved to lex he's lost a little of his edge. it's like he's out climbing more or something. maybe he's learning some southern hospitality. i guess i'll have to think about it some more before consigning the air to the smell of bacon.
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Post by Meadows »

Hands down, Pigsteak because he would use a tactic I remember using in basketball - where you would "fake out" your opponent. Pigsteak will say he's "retiring" from the game, AE would back down and [wham!] Pigsteak returns with a strike.
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Post by Alan Evil »

But...

I'm a ninja! SEE? I'm a ninja and I'd... do a ninja move!

Yeah! That'd be sweet.
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Post by pigsteak »

I'd get my ass kicked, pure and simple. I've met the 'roid rager, and I ain't no match.

VA, I am ashamed of your new assessment of my bantering skills. Fer awhile, climbing truly was keeping me sane. Now, the wife insisted I get a job, and I'll be coming back with more anger, venom and incoherence than ever. Sorry I have been disappointing.
Positive vibes brah...positive vibes.
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