Diet for Life = BORING!!!

Post by **meetVA** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 7:44 pm

tomdarch wrote: Speaking of Chipotle, check out this 'nutrition' calculator:
http://www.chipotlefan.com/index.php?id ... calculator

Did this make anyone else sad or just me?

Post by **charlie** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 7:57 pm

Um, yeah. In case you didn't know Chipolte is top shelf McDonalds. Do you really expect to get a healthy dinner at Mikky Dee's?

http://www.hoovers.com/chipotle/--ID__1 ... heet.xhtml

Post by JB » Tue Aug 09, 2005 7:58 pm

Chipotle is owned by McDonalds.... did you think it would be GOOD for you? :-p

Post by JB » Tue Aug 09, 2005 7:59 pm

damn charlie... that was cool... weird. ummm... i'm gonna leave now. tell my stories for me!

Post by **Meadows** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 8:02 pm

Eat at Moe's!!!

Post by **marathonmedic** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 8:06 pm

Christian wrote:One thing I have learned is if you eat a whole cheesecake with the lights out and no one else sees you there is no kaloric or karmic consequence.

Is that like barbecue foods having no calories?

Post by **Paul3eb** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 8:30 pm

you guys don't know the super dieting tips!! sheesh.. here's the deal:

1 - if no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
2 - if you drink a diet coke and a candy bar, they cancel each other out.
3 - if you eat standing up, it doesn't count.
4 - "stressed" is just "desserts" spelled backwards.
5 - if you eat the food off someone else's plate, it doesn't count.
6 - cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of
breakage cause calorie leakage
7 - food used for medicinal purposes have no calories. this includes
any chocolate used for energy, brandy, cheesecake, and
haagen-daz ice cream.
8 - when eating with someone else, calories don't count if you both
eat the same amount.
9 - movie-related foods are much lower in calories simply because
they are a part of the entertainment experience and not part of
one's personal fuel. this includes: popcorn with butter, mints,
snickers, and coke.

Post by **spuzo** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 10:39 pm

wow according to that, I shouldn't exist at all. hehe.

We had PB & N sandwiches for dinner last night. Peanutbutter and Nutella. Joe thinks I was hiding the Nutella in the cupboard, but I wasn't, I swear, It was there behind the canned yams, tuna and cans of beans the whole time....didn't I tell you???

Post by **Yasmeen** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 10:58 pm

meetVA wrote:That's why I'm making the following recommendation--eat more dinners out with Yasmeen. She'll split veggie-dishes like no other.

A new diet revolution is on the horizon, the Yasmeen-Diet.
Think it'll market for millions then go bust?

Brilliant, Virge! Thanks for reminding me why you're one of my favorite dining buddies.

Post by **dipsi** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 1:45 am

CCG wrote:

sheesh. I've been eating 2 cans of pineapple a day for over a month now. It is the weirdest thing.

Wow! I craved pineapples with all four pregnancies! I kept a bowl in the fridge and had a "ring" each time I passed. Yummers! Congratulations by the way!

I roller skated well into my eighth month with my first baby. It was pretty funny; I would skate around the rink and my minister would follow close behind me thinking I didn't know. Often I would skate longer than planned just to keep him out there on the floor! Bwa, ha!

Sorry, back to food!