i feel sunnier already

Post by **Paul3eb** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 4:22 pm

http://www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/07/22/ ... index.html

i predict a rise in the divorce rate. my logic: because of the change, vcr's everywhere will need to be reset. as the husband tries (in vain) to fix it, the wife will be screaming that he should check the manual and that he's good for nothing and that getting married was the biggest mistake ever. he will leave in a tiff, get drunk, come home and puke on her. in the morning, she'll yell at him more and, being hungover and doing whatever he can do get her to be quiet, he'll say he wants a divorce.

when the numbers come in, you'll be calling me a prophet..

Post by **kato** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 12:38 pm

OK, prophet, tell me how this will "adversely affect livestock"??

Post by **Crankmas** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 12:54 pm

could this lead to an increase in Pirate numbers to directly affect global warming?

Post by **Alan Evil** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 9:24 pm

Crank, wtf does that mean?!? "Pirate numbers"?!?

ARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Post by **Ultra** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 9:52 pm

YOu don't know....that must mean youare not a pirate!!!

Post by **Paul3eb** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 1:42 am

kato wrote:OK, prophet, tell me how this will "adversely affect livestock"??

isn't it obvious.. after the divorce, what do you think the guys are going to do with all their hormones and free time? if that isn't "adversely affecting livestock", i don't know what is..

Post by **dipsi** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 1:47 am

Paul3eb wrote:

if that isn't "adversely affecting livestock", i don't know what is..

You funny man!

Post by **Alan Evil** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 9:02 pm

"She never understood me like you do, Elsie."

"Moo."

"Yeah. What a bitch."

Post by **Christian** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 11:09 pm

So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his groin.

Bartender says"Sir, before I serve you any drinks you have to teoo me why you have a steering wheel attached to your groin?

Pirate:"AAaaarrrggghh...it drives me nuts!"

Get it ? drives me nuts ....double entendre...

Post by **cassio598** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 5:24 pm

A woman walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Give me a double entendre..." So he gave her one.