WANTED

Post by **Paul3eb** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:27 pm

well it sounds like i'm out.. i can't offer anything more than all that i am

Post by **Smedley** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:48 pm

Sure, I'm your man...Just have a massive amount of cosmetic surgury, douch on a regular basis and presto!

Post by **Meadows** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:19 pm

Sandy, I think you just described Spragwa (except for that whole XY chromosome situation).

Post by **Crankmas** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 4:31 pm

reminds me of "Looking for Mr Goodbar" great murder scene, roaches and dirty steak knives are just ... well,

Post by **rhunt** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 5:37 pm

naked moonlight dancing sounds fun...

Post by **ynot** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:10 pm

Forget that! I want to see Spuzo twirling knives on fire!

Post by **spuzo** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:18 pm

I have it on video actually - maybe we can include it on the next Red River Ruckus....I talk to Spencer about it. Miguel might not want me doing any live performances, but we'll see.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:51 pm

thanks for applying, everyone. I must confess, the ad was written with a particular person in mind. SPICtacular was not a type-o..

You've got the job!

Though Spuzo's great set of tits and fire twirling are mighty tempting--I've seen 1 out of 2 (or is that 2 out of 3?). HOT.

Post by **spuzo** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:22 pm

hahahahaha! that's funny - well - even though I am not the chosen one, I am very excited to have beat out these other losers. 8)

Post by **Huggybone** » Thu Jul 25, 2024 5:51 am

Man I can't belive nobody said "In addition to all of these skills, I am a good plumber as well. I can lay pipe all day long."