Bumper stickers that made you laugh today

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ynot
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Post by ynot »

Tired of loosing your balls? Try frisbee golf instead
"Everyone should have a plan for the zombie apocolipse" Courtney
charlie
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Post by charlie »

In regards to our currently asanine foreign policy......

"We're making enemies faster than we can kill them"
meetVA
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Post by meetVA »

"Politicians never lie more than after a fishing trip, during a war or before an election."
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
- Robert McCloskey

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Emo Philips
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pigsteak
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Post by pigsteak »

or during non sex....er, sex.....
Positive vibes brah...positive vibes.
alien2
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Post by alien2 »

I might be from Mars
but she's from Uranus
You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

~ Napoleon Dynamite
young'n climber
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Post by young'n climber »

It should be, I might be from mars, but shes in uranus
Alan Evil is a whiney fucking bitch.
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The quest for certainty blocks the search for meaning. Uncertainty is the very condition to impel man to unfold his powers.
TradMike
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Post by TradMike »

Practice gun control
Use both hands

On a marine's truck in Camp Lejeune. On a more serious note, he also had a bumper sticker that said, "Enjoy your freedom? Thank a veteran."
Alan Evil
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Post by Alan Evil »

I was disturbed and confused by this one today. I think it's meant to look like another sticker but I didn't recognize it. It said:

Get the FUCK
out of
Kentucky
[size=75]You are as bad as Alan, and even he hits the mark sometimes. -charlie

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Post by Spragwa »

Welcome to the South
Yeah it's nice here
now go home
Jesus only knows that she tries too hard. She's only trying to keep the sky from falling.

-Everlast
michaelzr2
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Post by michaelzr2 »

Happiness is a north bound yankee
"There's nothin' as dirty as money."
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