louisville or lexington??
I got stopped going ~90 mph in a 65 zone outside of Indy a few years ago. The radar detector didn't save me and the trooper had such a great hiding place that I didn't even see him until it was too late. Before he had a chance to say anything to me I complimented him on his great hiding spot and told him that I didn't even see him! He started laughing and then we got into a conversation about my job and my car. This kind officer then said to me that if I told him how fast I was going that he would give me a warning. What a nice guy! That's happened to me twice (different troopers though)!
"Those iron spikes you use have shortened the life expectancy of the Totem Pole by 50,000 years."
--A Navaho elder
--A Navaho elder
Yeah Jared.
Those big beautiful fluttering eyes or yours keep you out of a lot of trouble!
That sounded great.
Those big beautiful fluttering eyes or yours keep you out of a lot of trouble!
That sounded great.
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
- Robert McCloskey
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Emo Philips
- Robert McCloskey
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Emo Philips