Bumper stickers that made you laugh today

Movies, music, food, blood, dogs, Horatio.....
Christian
Posts: 1722
Joined: Thu Aug 07, 2003 1:57 pm

Post by Christian »

Are the magnetic yellow ribbons starting to annoy anyone else?
I try to be a good man but all that comes
of trying is I feel more guilty.
Ikkyu
User avatar
ynot
Posts: 6432
Joined: Mon Oct 07, 2002 1:02 am

Post by ynot »

No its the stupid mother fuckers in SUV's talking on cell phones while they cut you off or cross the double yellow coming at you that have stupid yellow ribbons that piss me off.
"Everyone should have a plan for the zombie apocolipse" Courtney
lordjim_2001
Posts: 1764
Joined: Fri May 30, 2003 5:07 pm

Post by lordjim_2001 »

ynot wrote:No its the stupid mother fuckers in SUV's talking on cell phones while they cut you off or cross the double yellow coming at you that have stupid yellow ribbons that piss me off.
with the Kerry/Edwards bumperstickers still plastered on them.
Screw you guys. I'm going bowling.
pawilkes
Posts: 1570
Joined: Sat Jul 10, 2004 5:45 am

Post by pawilkes »

this may not be funny haha but i was thinking that after i put a deck in my car and make it into a mad road tripping machine i want to get a sticker that says "home is where you park it"
Sand inhibits the production of toughtosterone, so get it out and send.
Wes
Posts: 6530
Joined: Thu Sep 19, 2002 3:46 pm

Post by Wes »

Best personal licence plate / bumper sticker for the roadtripping geek:

127.0.0.1 and/or localhost
"There is no secret ingredient"

Po, the kung fu panda
Christian
Posts: 1722
Joined: Thu Aug 07, 2003 1:57 pm

Post by Christian »

ynot wrote:No its the stupid mother fuckers in SUV's talking on cell phones while they cut you off or cross the double yellow coming at you that have stupid yellow ribbons that piss me off.
Whew!I am just a stupid motherfucker in SUV talking on my cell phone while I cut you off or cross the double yellow coming at you that does not have a stupid yellow ribbon . can we still be friends?
I try to be a good man but all that comes
of trying is I feel more guilty.
Ikkyu
User avatar
ReachHigh
Posts: 1784
Joined: Fri Jan 28, 2005 4:17 pm

Post by ReachHigh »

"there's a line between self improvement and self involvement"
"Dogs are nature's pooper scoopers ."
Alan Evil
Posts: 3592
Joined: Fri Oct 10, 2003 1:08 pm

Post by Alan Evil »

Brilliant.
[size=75]You are as bad as Alan, and even he hits the mark sometimes. -charlie

"Not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservative." - John Stuart Mill[/size]
User avatar
ynot
Posts: 6432
Joined: Mon Oct 07, 2002 1:02 am

Post by ynot »

Ive been sideswiped and I have been hit head on so nondrivers really tick me off.
The yellow magnets have nothing to do with it.
"Everyone should have a plan for the zombie apocolipse" Courtney
Christian
Posts: 1722
Joined: Thu Aug 07, 2003 1:57 pm

Post by Christian »

My son will be heartbroken. We were going to sell ribbons that said"buy more ribbons".
These are great.
I try to be a good man but all that comes
of trying is I feel more guilty.
Ikkyu
Post Reply