Wanted: Wallnut

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 9:40 pm

where did that idiot go? i kinda miss him just because he was a good target for insults. did you kick him off moderators?

Post by **no grain** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 11:09 pm

I think he is gone. He worked at a store near where I live, I have not seen him in a long time.

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 3:08 am

that's too bad. maybe he'll move to lexington, or in with lynne.

Post by **Yasmeen** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 3:39 am

I bet if you really wanted to you could lure him back with a petrified wooly mammoth dung necklace or something of the sort.

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 3:43 am

I THINK i'll use that petrified bear claw at the base of the golden touch and make a some reading glasses for him.

Post by **Yasmeen** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 3:49 am

Well it's not like he needs to read now that he's never on here anymore, you could at least make him something useful, like one of those barbedwire thongs, with some dried seaweed woven between the barbs.

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 3:55 am

that's a one of a kind item, but i could make him a pair of crotchless pants with roadkill possums.

Post by **Yasmeen** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 3:59 am

That's not a one-of-a-kind, is it? Cuz all the department stores are out of those and I need a pair to replace my old ones that are getting a little old and faded.

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 4:14 am

man that really irks me! first it was the fruit roll up/nerd combination idea that got stolen, and now this? that sucks. you should sue the company for that faded barbwire they sold you.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Jun 27, 2024 1:55 pm

Last I heard was that Wallnut is in SCIN's basement. He's keeping him in the deepfreeze for me so I can come by and abuse him when I'm in the neighborhood. Isn't SCIN thoughtful!?!