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Alan Evil
Posts: 3592 Joined: Fri Oct 10, 2003 1:08 pm
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by Alan Evil » Thu May 26, 2005 9:13 pm
Another favorite:
F
the President
[size=75]You are as bad as Alan, and even he hits the mark sometimes. -charlie
"Not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservative." - John Stuart Mill[/size]
Ballss
Posts: 167 Joined: Wed Oct 23, 2002 4:44 pm
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by Ballss » Tue May 31, 2005 2:13 pm
On my truck......
Easy man, there's a beverage here!!
The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with you palm now...........
hearn
Posts: 66 Joined: Fri Jul 16, 2004 9:32 pm
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by hearn » Tue May 31, 2005 3:25 pm
my woman has a "Stop Mad Cowboy Disease"
Toad
Posts: 618 Joined: Fri Oct 15, 2004 4:41 pm
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by Toad » Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:41 pm
- "Eatin' Fords and Shitin' Doors"
- A female "Calvin" peeing on Chevy.
- Mudflap girl with a deer head and hooves.
Hey. I'm just telling you what I saw.
Victory Whip in da House. Yeah.
michaelzr2
Posts: 174 Joined: Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:13 am
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by michaelzr2 » Fri Jun 03, 2005 1:06 pm
"Support gay marriage if both chicks are hot"
"There's nothin' as dirty as money."
-Goose Creek Symphony
alien2
Posts: 396 Joined: Thu Nov 13, 2003 6:52 pm
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by alien2 » Fri Jun 03, 2005 5:10 pm
Not a sticker but a bumper ornament - Have you seen the set of balls you can hang from the rear bumper? More of a OMG than a laugh.
You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
~ Napoleon Dynamite
Alan Evil
Posts: 3592 Joined: Fri Oct 10, 2003 1:08 pm
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by Alan Evil » Fri Jun 03, 2005 6:05 pm
BUSH ON MARS
=
PEACE ON EARTH
Saw that today on a MiniCooper.
[size=75]You are as bad as Alan, and even he hits the mark sometimes. -charlie
"Not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservative." - John Stuart Mill[/size]
meetVA
Posts: 1883 Joined: Tue Sep 23, 2003 4:13 pm
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by meetVA » Fri Jun 03, 2005 8:14 pm
A grumpy German is a
Real Sour Kraut.
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
- Robert McCloskey
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Emo Philips
travelinyouth
Posts: 97 Joined: Thu Oct 07, 2004 12:02 am
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by travelinyouth » Mon Jun 06, 2005 2:37 am
I saw this at school on a piece of shit van:
"Feminism: The radical notion that women are people"
Awful, yet humorous.