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alien2
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Re: Busted

Post by alien2 »

You can get profiled in a nice car and clean shaven as well.

KSP officer asks, "Where do you work?" "How much money do you make?" "Sir, do you mind if we search your vehicle?"

"I do mind...I'm kinda busy."

"Sir, we can do this the easy way or hard way."

"OK, do what you have to do."

Nothing found but 3hrs of time wasted. I guess it's for a good cause though it sucks to be detained. Those meth labs need to be shut down. That shit is rotting our nation.
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Lat-er-ass
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Post by Lat-er-ass »

Drink it and smoke it all before you leave via the Nada Tunnel...Dispose of the bottles in an appropriate trash can. Or offer them a beer!
'that explains alot'...me after my parents explained I was born with water on my brain.
Lat-er-ass
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Post by Lat-er-ass »

Anyone remember the time the rednecks got in the fight over who had the right-away through the tunnel? Had traffic backed up for a mile in both directions. Those hee-haw idiots were almost ready to dook it out! We sat in line and drank a six pack while we waited for them to finish...good show.
'that explains alot'...me after my parents explained I was born with water on my brain.
alien2
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Post by alien2 »

No, but I have had to back out the entire distance once because some lady was coming through no matter what. She said something like, "You damn tourists go back home and leave us alone. I come throught this tunnel 20 times a day and I'm sick of waiting."
You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

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marathonmedic
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Post by marathonmedic »

You've gotta love southern hospitality.
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diggum
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Post by diggum »

What the hell is she doing going through the tunnel 20 times a day?

We were warned of the po po but they were gone by the time we reached the tunnel. There was a rather large tree in the road however. Wonder if that scared the boys off.

The drive by warnings are appreciated, but wasted on me. I'm so terribly innocent it's dull.
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Namaste
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Post by Namaste »

Boyd- cops at the Red fuckin' suck. Sorry to hear of your troubles.
One time I was driving to the the Mayor's place (RIP) to give him some beer as a "thank you" for letting me take photos, and right infront of his trailor a cop pulled me over for supposidly "weaving/no seat belt/incomplete stop at stop sign." After writting me a big ass ticket he asked if the beer was for the old man- and I told him no...the cop left, and the Mayor was rewarded with beer as promised. I miss that guy.
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Post by young'n climber »

Namaste wrote:One time I was driving to the the Mayor's place (RIP)
woah, he died? I've been gone to long, when and how did this happen?
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Post by marathonmedic »

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