Favorite Pickup Lines... I'm bored

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batscout
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Post by batscout »

I borrowed this from my sister "don't I have pretty feet"?
Batscout

"The ignorant marvels at the common, the wise marvels at the exceptional, but the greatest wonder of all is the regularity of nature"
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J
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Post by J »

can I borrow a quarter? cause I promised to call my mom when I met the girl of my dreams
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diggum
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Post by diggum »

awwwwww...

that's so cute.

a little outdated since
1. there aren't really many payphones around anymore &
2. they're 35 cents a pop now if you can find one.
Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha
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Namaste
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Post by Namaste »

One of the corniest pick-up lines I've ever heard: "Is you dad a theif? Because he must of stolen the stars and put them in your eyes." :roll:
Giddy up!
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Wes
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Post by Wes »

'Wow, you have curves that would flip a Porshe"
"There is no secret ingredient"

Po, the kung fu panda
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Meadows
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Post by Meadows »

Yo' daddy must've been some scientist, cuz you da bomb, baby!
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Paul3eb
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Post by Paul3eb »

my name is george. i am unemployed and i live with my parents. -george castanza
and great loves will one day have to part -smashing pumpkins
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Alan Evil
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Post by Alan Evil »

"Baby, you so fine I'd eat the peanuts out your daddy's shit."

Yep, I actually heard that one.

From the same guy:

She so fine I'd drink her bath water.
She so fine I wish I wuz her toilet paper.

She so ugly the doctor slapped her momma when she was born.
They don broke tha ugly stick on that one.
[size=75]You are as bad as Alan, and even he hits the mark sometimes. -charlie

"Not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservative." - John Stuart Mill[/size]
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Crankmas
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Post by Crankmas »

I'm hard-you wet?
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J
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Post by J »

ok, if my first one wasn't good enough, then

"If you've lost your virginity, then can I have the box that it came in?"
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