ode to horatio

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Paul3eb
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ode to horatio

Post by Paul3eb »

Image

I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola
See-oh-el-aye cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola
El-oh-el-aye Lola la-la-la-la Lola

Well I’m not the world’s most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Well I’m not dumb but I can’t understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola

Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said dear boy won’t you come home with me
Well I’m not the world’s most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my Lola
La-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me

Well that’s the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It’s a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola
La-la-la-la Lola

Well I left home just a week before
And I’d never ever kissed a woman before
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy I’m gonna make you a man

Well I’m not the world’s most masculine man
But I know what I am and I’m glad I’m a man
And so is Lola
La-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
and great loves will one day have to part -smashing pumpkins
diggum
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Post by diggum »

awwww. so...sweet...

i'm all verclempt.
Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha
Alan Evil
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Post by Alan Evil »

diggles, you're the verclemptinest of them all. Though Paul's little Lola is lookin' pretty verclempt herself. :wink:
[size=75]You are as bad as Alan, and even he hits the mark sometimes. -charlie

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diggum
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Post by diggum »

I thought I knew what verclempt meant... :|
Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha
young'n climber
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Post by young'n climber »

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA not only does ho actually look like hes a girl, its really true, he looks like hes 16 too, AHAHAHAHA
Alan Evil is a whiney fucking bitch.
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Spragwa
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Post by Spragwa »

Man, this makes me very happy. One guy, I cannot remember who, said that he saw HO from the back, wearing that shirt and thought "wow, who's that hot chick?" Then, HO turned around. He he he. I love it!
Jesus only knows that she tries too hard. She's only trying to keep the sky from falling.

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Post by young'n climber »

ahahah morgans with a woman...better yet, a school girl. :twisted:
Alan Evil is a whiney fucking bitch.
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Spragwa
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Post by Spragwa »

I have always said that my boy looks like a 13-year-old girl...in most places.
Jesus only knows that she tries too hard. She's only trying to keep the sky from falling.

-Everlast
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Post by young'n climber »

wow, excuse me while i puke, im going to have nightmares about that one
Alan Evil is a whiney fucking bitch.
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Post by diggum »

:shock:

If I close my eyes tight enough...maybe the image will go away.
Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha
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