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Kiribell
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Post by Kiribell »

Horatio Felacio wrote:don't have kitchen lights. haven't worked for about 4 months now.

p.s. i'm in the lightbulb right now. i can see you thinking about the good ol' days with laura and kate. please quit picturing me in a thong. that just hurts. plus i don't like having my nuts squeezed out the sides.
Dang!! Thats right It was about four months ago that I got your place..Fucking malitove's probably all dried up by now, damn, damn, damn...

**Tries to see through the foggy haze that is her deranged mind to remember who the hell Laura and kate are while squeezing harder and harder realizing it was probably damn good sex**
TO HELL WITH YA'LL
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Alan Evil
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Post by Alan Evil »

Image

[swoon]
[size=75]You are as bad as Alan, and even he hits the mark sometimes. -charlie

"Not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservative." - John Stuart Mill[/size]
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dipsi
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Post by dipsi »

Isn't she loverly?
What I love about running is you can meditate while running. It's a peaceful place.

Sister Mary Elizabeth Lloyd, Runs marathons to raise money and awareness about children orphaned by AIDS
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Alan Evil
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Post by Alan Evil »

Every time I look at her I hear Stevie Wonder in my head. :)
[size=75]You are as bad as Alan, and even he hits the mark sometimes. -charlie

"Not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservative." - John Stuart Mill[/size]
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meetVA
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Post by meetVA »

gollie, all. i just don't know what to say. i mean, if y'all wouldn't post so dang much, maybe i wouldn't have missed out on this banter.

thanks *gulp* for the *thoughts* guys.
but, if you are going to fantasize about someone i would recommend another character, maybe horatio? i'm just a lil'country girl and can't handle your big-city ways.

but, if you three do decide to jello-wrestle, sell tickets to the event and maybe all of us could go to dinner at the maconette!
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
- Robert McCloskey

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Emo Philips
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JB
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Post by JB »

i thought all this banter would be about me, as the thread suggests, but no, meetVA has stolen my thunder with the adorations of the community at large. i take this as a lesson in humility.

does this thread qualify as being hijacked?
[size=75]i may be weak, but i have bad technique[/size]
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Alan Evil
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Post by Alan Evil »

She's just so adorable! Within five minutes of being introduced to me she was flipping me off while pointing at a mono and saying, with a deadpan devil smile, "You mean this mono?" Gotta love that!

Even though I know this kicks me out of the mud wrasslin' I've gotta ask... what's "the maconette"?
[size=75]You are as bad as Alan, and even he hits the mark sometimes. -charlie

"Not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservative." - John Stuart Mill[/size]
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ynp1
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Post by ynp1 »

on your list of shit that they sell i did not see beer... so i did not come...
I don't have haters, I have fans in denial.
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Namaste
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Post by Namaste »

JB- are you a one-man-band or in a group?
Giddy up!
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dipsi
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Post by dipsi »

No group is worthy............ :mrgreen:
What I love about running is you can meditate while running. It's a peaceful place.

Sister Mary Elizabeth Lloyd, Runs marathons to raise money and awareness about children orphaned by AIDS
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